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If I had anything significant to contribute, I would be off the internet contributing and stuff.
If my life absolutely has to play out like a badly written chick flick, Can’t I at least have a gorgeous skyline to stare wistfully at?
(Source: gulsahsworld)
"Oh flundered gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t."
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t."
Vogon Poetry (via ravingfufons)
# 2082
This strip made me groan.
Clearly, Faye has a lot to learn about denial.
I’ll never understand why they broke up but Marten’s face in the last panel has got to be the most heartbreaking bit of QC ever. #1799
Just in case you were looking to wallow in some misery.
